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Sloop or Ketch ...whats REALLY desirable?
Started this discussion. Last reply by Banana Wind Mar 11, 2009. 37 Replies 0 Likes
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- Homeport:
- Port Arthur, TX
- About Me:
- Julie & I USED to reside aboard a 1978 Columbia 10.7 berthed away in a small lil marina just off of Lake Sabine in a lil place called Pleasure Island. If the mosquitoes werent around to keep us all honest ..it truly would be a pleasure island! Then came "IKE" ....and the rest is history .....Banana Wind still lives though ....currently awaiting an "official" haulout ...not to be confused with the one IKE did ....*lol*
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- Destinations visited:
- Kemah, Galveston, Beaumont, Shell Island, Various points in the Gulf of Mexico.
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Hola ALL! Been awhile!
Posted on June 15, 2016 at 5:56pm 0 Comments 2 Likes
Been a long LONG time since we dropped on to our page here at Seaknots ....but I CAN say that our boat is back together with mast, new stanchions, new bottom job, & other various needed replacements and is nearly ready to sail the waters here once more! It only took 8 LONG years eh? who knows....maybe we will provide some more updates here soon...
Banana Wind still LIVES!
Posted on July 28, 2015 at 8:34pm 0 Comments 0 Likes
Banana Wind still LIVES! We have her on the hard finally YEARS after IKE messed us up and are almost finished with repairs and then on to the Bottom paint. Been a LONG time since we checked in out here on Seaknots...glad to see so many are still active! Fair Winds to ALL!!
A little humor goes a long way ...
Posted on December 18, 2009 at 1:39pm 2 Comments 0 Likes
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
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About that fella "IKE" .......
Posted on February 9, 2009 at 6:45pm 7 Comments 0 Likes
Well folks ...I know it's been quite awhile since I decided to post anything, much less some new pictures (plenty to see below). To tell you the truth ...I kinda lost my spirit for posting much of anything online. You see, we've been getting hit pretty hard pretty often over the past 5 years. I now know what it must have felt like for the folks living over in Florida back a few years when there seemed to be no end to mother nature's fury on… Continue
A bit of seaside humor ....
Posted on June 20, 2008 at 10:55am 51 Comments 0 Likes
Chrisy and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died.
Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes kept their promise. They set off from Clearwater Beach with their uncle all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat.
After a while Chrisy says, 'Do you think we're out far enough, Barbie?' Barbie slipped over the… Continue
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Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors
were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they
finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise
that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, which may, in fact, be totally irrelevant.
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> I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
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> We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
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> I noticed he was watching someone sitting next to him.
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> The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours
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> - blue, green, orange, red & purple -
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> and my dad kept staring at her.
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> The teen would look over and find my dad staring, every time.
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> When she'd finally had enough, she sarcastically asked:
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> "What's the matter old man, never
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> done anything wild in your life?"
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> Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I wouldn't choke
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> on his response - I knew he'd have a good one!
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> In classic style, he responded without batting an eyelid:
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> "Got stoned once and screwed a peacock.
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> I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
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When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million."
Intrigued and impressed, the woman asked for his business card; three weeks later she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
BREASTED AMERICAN. '
2. She is not 'EASY' - She is
'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a
'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'
5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
' LOW COST PROVIDER.'
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
(Loved this one!)
6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'
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