A bit of seaside humor ....

[Banana Wind]

Burial at sea

Chrisy and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died.

Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes kept their promise. They set off from Clearwater Beach with their uncle all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat.

After a while Chrisy says, 'Do you think we're out far enough, Barbie?' Barbie slipped over the side and finding the water only knee deep said, "nope, not yet Chrisy". So they row a little farther....

Again Chrisy asks Barbie, 'Do you think we're out far enough now?

Once again Barbie slips over the side and almost immediately says, "No, this will never do, the water is only up to my chest."

So on they row and row and row, and finally Barbie slips over the side and disappears. Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Chrisy is really getting worried when suddenly Barbie breaks the surface gasping for breath.

'Well is it deep enough yet, Sis?'

"Yes, finally. Hand me the shovel."

[___/)ances With Sails]

a blond was drivin down th road and looks over and sees another blond in the middle of a field rowin a boat like mad, and going nowhere.
the driver, pissed off, stopped and went to the fence yells at th blond in the boat..."it's girls like you that give us blonds a bad name and if i could swim, i'd come out there and kick your ass!"

[Banana Wind]

good one Dances!......*lol*

[___/)ances With Sails]

How does a blonde spell farm?


e-i-e-i-o

[___/)ances With Sails]

Two blondes (my gal and yers) walked into a bar happily saying 'High Five, Sixty days!' They approach the bar and again spouted, 'High Five, Sixty days!' They ordered drinks and once again giggled 'High Five, Sixty days!' Upon returning with their drinks, the bartender inquired, "Yo maties! What gives with the high fives?" "Oh we just put a jigsaw puzzle together in 60 days, and on the box it read, 6 to 10 years."

[Mark (Voodoo Acrobat)]

And there was the blonde who was making breakfast and caught her kitchen on fire (making Cheerios, no doubt). She called 911 and said, "Help! My kitchen is on fire!"

The fire dispatcher asked, "How do we get there, ma'am?"

She answered, "Duh!! Big red truck?"

[Larry Wilson]

Blonde gets pulled over for speeding by a local cop, who just happens to be a blonde female. The blonde driver, in her nervous state accidentally hands the cop her pocket mirror instead of her license. The cop looks at the mirror and says "Honey!!! Why didn't you tell me you were a cop too? Get outta here!!!!

[___/)ances With Sails]

I should quit while Im ahead. :)

[Banana Wind]

that was a good one ...my sweetheart thought it was pretty funny stuff too....she loves good blonde jokes.....hmmm...I wonder why?? ....*LOL*

[___/)ances With Sails]

HAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHA!

ok. I reckon I'll spill this one:

This blonde chick was in one of those offshore casinos. She goes up to a coke/drink machine and buys a drink. While buying more drinks and stacking them on a table beside her, a security guard wanders by and asked, "How ye doin' ma'am?" The blonde chick looked at him, then eyeballed her purchases then looked back at the guard and replied, "DUH!, WINNING!"

[Banana Wind]

*LOL* ...yes ...truly 'dredge-ful' indeed ....perhaps they were into this thing 'too deep' ??