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Profile Type:
Sailor
Homeport:
Lost Angels, Ca
About Me:
I am a lying, sea-spitten ol sea dog from the land of scurvy and matted hair...blarney me, and as she goes...on the rocks suits me fine. Your boat before mine I always say! I have owned more boats than the rest of you scallywags has dreampt of in your nightmare of me sneakin aboard your termite infested launches with knife in mouth and your squirmin wife in my sun dreanched, hard as nails hands...aye mates, and she's in need of some serious work herself!!! No wonder you tossed her out on the deck...you ol sea biscuit! And more than that, my ol man can kick your old mans ass, so put that in your pipe and spin on it sea scum suckin dummies! Aside from that, I enjoy quiet walks on the beach with trannies from Hollywood...
Current location:
Lost Angels, Ca
Destinations visited:
More ports than you can name, more sordid tales than you can swallow...you shallow grief stricken ol sea shanty of the dregs...and pour me a shot of your gutless adventures to the American Express office where you send off your witless rantings about a voyage you will never take, and the crew you will never command...scum suckin flog-driven slimy ol wort hogs. Shame on you for callin ur self a sea dog...why you cant smell the salt in the air even whens I throw you arse overboard in 20' swells!!!
Looking to:
Find a boat worthy, a crew willin and a place I aint seen yet...maybe the Milky Way mates...you ever sailed there? I have.

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