J.C. Smith

United States

Profile Information:

Profile Type:
Yacht Club/Marina/Other
Homeport:
Cobb Island
About Me:
Low bred no account trashy dog that will never stay under the porch . I sail a 78 year old cutter named Skipjack .

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  • Terri

    What kind of boat is the Skipjack? Know u told me long ago..but i'm getting old.. :-)
  • Terri

    Glad u found your wallet. I'm waiting for day to go fast so I can head down to the boat. 7 can't get here fast enough. U have a nice weekend! Terri
  • Terri

    U having good wx this weekend?? Hope you're getting some nice sailing in. Going for a nap after I read a bit..rainy day here..need to nap or just wouldn't be right ;-)
  • Tom

    A nap is a great way of dealing with a hot afternoon.
  • Terri

    wallet = checkbook...another friend misplaced his wallet..must be something going around.. :-) morning! u still in bed??
  • Terri

    Morning! Just missed u on chat..u still awake???
  • Terri

    Can't access chat now...don't know if it's me or seaknots... email or call me later
  • zeehag

    terri told me--dang--please get fully recovered and back to your boat where you will heal nicely and be sailing into youth again soon....
  • Tom

    Getting older sucks and it is not for wimps..but you knew that. Hang in there young man you are just getting up to speed. I am just across the bay from you, so if there is anything I can do to help, don't hesitate to ask. will sail over on the early tide. Get better soon.
    Regards,
    Tom
  • Tom

    Glad to hear that you will get through all right. It ain't over until the fat lady sings.
  • zeehag

    wow ye did good!!!! stents beat surgery hands down --quicker recovery and on ye sail!!!!
    was concerned for ye--still am--stay young--stay sailing! you have quite a fine boat!! want to meet you out there sometime !
  • ___/)ances With Sails

    Hang on Cowboy. Ride hard.
  • ___/)ances With Sails

    hope someone fed and walked yer fish while ye were gone. take em to th park to play with th others, first thing...he'll ferget ye ever left. Cheers!
  • LOLA

  • Tom

    I hope it was a good day. I was out fishing all day and have nothing to eat..but, it was a lovely day to be out on the bay.
  • Terri

    Hey Sailor, Hope you had a good weekend and got plenty of rest. Hope Mercury remembered you ;-)
  • LOLA

    Congratulations on being back on the boat.
  • ___/)ances With Sails

    you play well with Earl, he IS yer guest. Stay safe.
  • Terri

    Hey Snoozibabe... u safe n sound, snug as a bug?? Very cool yer back on your baby!
  • Terri

    Hey Sailor.. Checking in.. drove back early this morning..sick. Beautiful wx up here.. fixed o/b..cables to o/b were ?sticking... motor reving too high.. we did by ourselves..and nothing caught fire!! :-) Hope you're having a nice weekend. Capt Rottgutt.. (think they got the clams for my chowder from closed section..ugh)
  • Terri

    Morn'n.... whatcha do'in??? :-)
  • Terri

    ~~~/)~~~~ :-)
  • Terri

    Hey Sailor.... you on an adventure?
  • Terri

    I'm happy, u happy? :-)) talk later
  • Terri

    Checking in... freezing me lilly white arse off here...cold hands too.. How are you?? Sailing at all or catching up on boat work?
  • Tom

    As time goes on, in your life on your boat, more and more things that you know you have will no longer be found...until you get a new one.
  • Tom

    It's good to see you back and loosing stuff.
  • Terri

    I know where the Bluenose dime is. Did u tell me where u put this thing?? maybe you should give me an inventory of everything.. .. it's gonna be a long winter.. if u lose something u can call and i'll tell your where u put it! :-) what did u lose??
  • Terri

    did u lose that little sliding thing..that whatever u call it.. u need for measuring something.. u lost it once before.. rofl.. i'm just as bad. is pitiful.. CRS syndrome
  • Terri

    Up and at em Captain.. all your items accounted for??? ;-))))
  • Tom

    Uhh..no it is not ok to kill the thief, but they have been known to fall down trying to get away.
  • ___/)ances With Sails

    good ole merc' was watchin wasnt he? splashed a lil water on ye, woke ye to catch a thief? coulda done with em as ye wanted but now ye done gone an outed yerself,,,'an honest man is a broke man'
  • Terri

    Morning, Everything all sorted out now?? I don't have to bring bail money?? :-))
  • Terri

    I think I need you for my dock neighbor & Bill the S.E.A.L..on the other side. Whilst out sailing got a phone call from the "neighbor"... who said your boat is gone??!!!!!!!! thought I hauled out and didn't tell him.. lordy... was there to "catch" me as I came in..... gave him my number months ago..(when normalcy was there) so he could give it to the commercial fishing boat captain.. yipes, yikes and shyt...
  • Tom

    I often feel sorry for anyone that is me...hey wait a minute, I am me!
  • Terri

    Say it ain't so!!!!! Suppose to be 60's here sat/sun...good wind. Fingers crossed ! 3rd day of a storm here..getting sick of it.. will be too windy thurs to sail so shooting for sat/sun. :-)
  • Tom

    looking for crew this weekend
  • Tom

    It was a half joke..sailing for the really into it these days...but I want to come over your way, and who knows...I have a half day at work on friday..and the weather looks good..who knows.
  • Terri

    Morning Sailor, You up??
  • Terri

    uuuhooooo...can i borrow a cup of sugar?? :-)
  • Tom

    I still have the deepest hole in the harbor under my boat.
  • Tom

    Oh boy get the women and children off the street..
  • Terri

    Big trip??? Hopefully to big feast preparations?? :-) Finally all fixed here, what a job.
  • Terri

    Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies


    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup or brown sugar
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila


    Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
    check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
    pour one level cup and drink.

    Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
    in a large fluffy bowl.


    Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
    it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
    cup just in case.

    Turn off the mixerer thingy.

    Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
    of dried fruit.

    Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

    Mix on the turner.


    If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
    it loose with a drewscriver.

    Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves
    a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

    Add one table.

    Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
    find.

    Greash the oven.

    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
    over.

    Don't forget to beat off the turner.


    Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
    Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.



    Cherry Mistmas !
  • Terri

    Hey Sailor.. come to this port often?  buy a sailorette a drink?  :-)  How are you? Just stopped by checking my page.  Hope well and no snow or ice..yeah, yeah.. I know.. a blizzard kills most, makes you feel alive..  :-)
  • Terri

    Amen!  :-))  morning !
  • Terri

    Hey Sailor...just checking in..hope all is well with you!  hugs!
  • Terri

    Rise and shine snooziebabe!  Loved the pics.... sorry it's so stink'n hot down there...beats ice and snow I guess.  Stay cool, sail lots!  ~~~/)~~~
  • Terri

    rain, snow & ice... are bad things!!! you awake??? go to chat
  • Terri

    Bombs away Baby ~~~~~   ;-))