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Only 23.... i'm numero uno... ;-))

hi, will do! I'm on FB already under terri regan ...

Morning.... u been sailing at all?? having a nice summer i hope. planning on leaving maybe tonite and staying over on boat fri/sat nites. suppose to be beautiful here this weekend. take care! cap'n twizzled

BREAKING NEWS: Shot in head

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors
were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they
finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise
that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, which may, in fact, be totally irrelevant.

The Perfect Comeback
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> I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
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> We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
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> I noticed he was watching someone sitting next to him.
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> The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours
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> - blue, green, orange, red & purple -
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> and my dad kept staring at her.
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> The teen would look over and find my dad staring, every time.
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> When she'd finally had enough, she sarcastically asked:
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> "What's the matter old man, never
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> done anything wild in your life?"
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> Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I wouldn't choke
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> on his response - I knew he'd have a good one!
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> In classic style, he responded without batting an eyelid:
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> "Got stoned once and screwed a peacock.
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> I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
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FINANCIAL PLANNING.... Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million."

Intrigued and impressed, the woman asked for his business card; three weeks later she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.


ReplyReply AllMove...

Yeah, raining here now. Hope this summer isn't a damp one like last summer. Is cool u are at least getting out on the water. May go down on friday nites after work now. This new marina a happening, fun kinda place. ttyl...have to go do land errands.

All is well here...chilly past couple of days....frost in am.. hopefully this is the endo of it. hoping for a nice weekend...need to sail. How are you guys doing? Hope well..Take care!

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America:





HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
BREASTED AMERICAN. '

2. She is not 'EASY' - She is

'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a

'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'

4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a

'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes

' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a

' LOW COST PROVIDER.'


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is

' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
(Loved this one!)

6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'

Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked the blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She promised she would take care of them and put them in the crew's freezer. He advised her
that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning that he was a lawyer and what would happen if she let them
thaw.

Needless to say she was very annoyed. Shortly before landing she went on the intercom and said, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise his hand. " Not one hand went up - so she took the crabs home and ate them.

Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

2. Blondes aren't as dumb as folks think they are.

hey just saw yer comment on th TMI 26,,,looked it up and yes, they are similar, cool.


P.S. Terri, ILMAO, funny joke

Two sisters, one blond and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it.
The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch.
I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word..

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'

The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word
'comfortable?'

The brunette explains, 'My sister's blond. The word is big.

She'll read it very slowly.... 'Com-for-DA-bul.' ;-)

Happy Taaaaarghkey Day to ye sailors. Wishin I was gone gone gone. Still gettin to know me boat. Need to rid th house too. Yeah, is a grand ole life on th bay. 'd rather spend turkey day on th bay but when yer invited to belly up at a grandma's table, ye can almost smell th pies bakin. Glad to see yall still got a boat(s) to escape on. Dont get get sleepy and fall asleep at th helm thursday.

Cheers!

HEY I JUST GOT ON THIS SIGHT --YOU GUYS LOOK GOOD---SEAT

Aye, th luring scent of salt-air is driving me, matey,,,only with th uttermost respect will i arrive to meet her , 'Ma'dam Tropical disturbance.'
Inland lakes have been the learner of me, but I'll feel the test from here at sea. Given it up to th mermaids, all that i'll see, all of me booty if it keeps me free.

Our dear friends! It has been quite a while since I last sent word! Thanks for the kind thoughts and mail... it is great news about your boat to tinker about in till Banana Wind is ready... hope all is going well that side and things are working out great for you guys!!

Yes, the kids are growing really quick... We will be celebrating my eldest daughter, Justine's 18th birthday on the 26th this month and have a surprise trip planned for her here in Malaysia where we currently are... We love it!! Langkawi will always hold a special memory for us!! Then our middle daughter Jessica turns 17 and our son a few days later turns 16.

When we left the Seychelles, we sailed onto Maldives, then Indonesia, then Langkawi. Went to Thailand, and down to Panang in Malaysia then back to Langkawi, and so it goes... yet It has been such an awesome experience!
We were waiting for friends to sail this side, but due to issues and timing they will not be joining us so we are now looking at going down south sometime...
Will try to keep you posted!! Great hearing from you and would love to hear how it all goes your side too - regards Jenny on Bluemoon

I put her in reverse with the helm still hard over to port get her moving again then slip her into forward get the bow to come around over to port. The key is to leave the helm over in the direction you want the bow to go thats back and fill. Just last weekend in Illwaco we were motoring around looking for the transit slip . I missed the turn and ended up in a row 30ft slips with room to manuver that reflects the slip lenght on a dead end with wind on the beam. Well Penelope is 46.6ft Overall. the first word out of my mouth was a short one.... four letters long. It was a hairy situation ! I Just back and filled my way right out there swung the bow sprit right over the back of a small sportfisherman keeping a close eye on my monitor wind vane. Capt. Peter

Hi ,actually back and fill is a technique. I use it to back Penelope. Lets say Im backing out of my slip and the stern starts heading of to port and what I want is to go straight back and then bring the bow around to port so what I do is I turn the helm hard over to port while Im still backing then I slip her into forward give her some gas and get her to straighten out a bit then